"Maybe he uses plastic." -She said....

I can't remember how we got on to this topic, but it went something like this:

Ky: "How are people made?"
Mom: "By Heavenly Father."
Ky: "But, HOW does Heavenly Father make people? (Thoughtful Pause) Maybe he uses plastic. Or stretchy stuff. Look Mom (she lifts her shirt and pulls on her tummy) Stretchy!"

Bridge: Dad get me a fork.
Jess to Bridge: "Don't tell me what to do, Devil Woman" (italics indicate southern drawl)
Bridge: Dad I want a fork.
Ky: "Well, listen up with your Devil ears"