Sunday, February 3, 2008

Thought Provoking Questions

  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
  • Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
  • Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
  • Why is it that when trasporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
  • They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the lights off.
  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
  • Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
  • Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
  • The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?
  • Can you get cornered in a round room?
  • If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

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